Category Archive: News

Philadelphia Parking Authority Announces New Drone Fleet

The Philadelphia Parking Authority announced plans Friday to replace one third of its staff with a new fleet of unmanned aerial vehicles that will monitor the streets and assess parking tickets.


Philly Mag Offers Fix To Controversial Cover Photo

Philadelphia Magazine recently came under fire after releasing a questionable photo for the online version of this month’s cover story about how to choose a school for your child.

Elderly Tourist And Thousands Of Followers Involuntarily Committed To Mental Health Institutions Following Delusional Ceremony

An elderly Vatican City man and thousands of his followers have been involuntarily committed to local mental health institutions following a delusional outburst that drew a crowd of millions.

Pope Francis’ Cross Country Journey Comes To Tragic End After Vandalism In Philadelphia

Pope Francis, who was made out of odds and ends and known for his signature robe and hat, was entirely dependent on the help of the people around him.

Mayor Nutter And Pope Francis Spotted At Local Gay Club

The reports are giving rise to speculation that the two have been conducting ongoing affair that has managed to stay out of the public eye until now.

Pope’s Entire Prison Audience Convicted Clergy Members

The crowd reportedly featured over 25 clergy members convicted of rape, involuntary deviate sexual intercourse, indecent assault, indecent exposure, endangering the welfare of a child, aggravated assault, simple assault, and recklessly endangering another person.