Category Archive: News

REPORT: Chip Kelly Made Eagles Long Snapper Dorenbos Reveal Magic Tricks

The peculiar stories seem to be surfacing by the hour in the aftermath of Chip Kelly’s release from the Philadelphia Eagles. In addition to thinly-veiled criticism from ownership and players, it has come… Continue reading

WEATHER ALERT: Severe Mayonnaise Storm Predicted After Annual Mummers Parade

The first significant storm of 2016 is looking more and more likely as a massive cloud of mayonnaise has formed over Philadelphia following the city’s annual Mummers Parade. Experts predict that the storm… Continue reading

PAWS Unveils Controversial 2016 Calendar Featuring 2015’s Euthanized Dogs

“We hope this calendar not only serves to commemorate our furry friends that didn’t make it, but also to encourage people to adopt in the upcoming year and prevent these sad situations from recurring”

Philadelphians Fight Back Against Religious Hate By Targeting Islamic Place Of Worship

This instance of ethnic intimidation comes as a sharp retaliation to the zero instances of radical Islamic terrorism that have plagued Philadelphia in 2015.

New Leaked PHL Airport Documents Show Charlie Sheen Screening Question

PHL International Airport has implemented a new screening question mandatory for all passengers flying inbound from LAX and BUR.

Philadelphia Marathon Sunday: Everything You Need To Know

Need to know anything about the race? We’ve got you covered!