No Rocky 5k

Date of race: Saturday, October 24th, 2015

This new and experimental Philadelphia road race is a once in a lifetime opportunity for all runners. At no point during, before, or after the race, will there be any sort of reference to the Rocky movie franchise. There will be no silhouettes of Rocky on the race shirts. The Rocky theme song will not play at any point on race day. You aren’t Rocky – you run 3.1 miles in 40 minutes.  It’s pathetic. If I ran that slow, I’d sign up for races with a fake name. You don’t deserve to feel like Rocky, and at this race – you won’t. Come on out for a fun time!

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