For Sale: 4 Bedroom House in Quiet Neighborhood


Are you looking for a home suitable to raise a family?  Then this 4 Bedroom house located in the Brewerytown section of Philadelphia is perfect for you.  With an open floor concept and 4 large grown adult sons, this deal won’t last long!  It has a separate dining room great for 4 grown men to fight over their food stamps.


  • 4 Bed / 1.6 Bath
  • Dishwasher (1 of the sons)
  • Garbage disposal strong enough for animal carcass
  • 4 Large grown Adult sons (Ages 23-35)

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