Cruz Supporters Distribute Campbell Soup at Bella Vista Polling Station

In an attempt to remind Philadelphians of Cruz’s “relatability”, Ted supporters purchased dozens of the same chunky soup to hand out to voters walking in to the Bella Vista polling station.

BREAKING: FBI Discovers Unusual Photos on San Bernardino Gunman’s iPhone

FBI agents have confirmed that the information examined thus far has included an unusual amount of male sexual organ images in its gallery.

5 Places in Philadelphia To Cry For Valentine’s Day

For all the single ladies!

Budweiser Refutes Oscars Sponsorship Claims

Despite rumors, Budweiser claims they never paid to sponsor this year’s award show and that it was only coincidence so many Budweiser products were made available at the Academy’s Luncheon.

Beyoncé Responds to “Haters” on Music Video for ‘Formation’

Social media has been quick to respond to its controversial content and evocative images that included a half sunken police car and a blue haired, septum pierced girl.

Knott: Jail Sentence Feels Like “Brutal, Senseless Assault”

“They don’t know me. They only know this one thing about me, and they used to to just blindside me”